My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
when you’re listening to a song you’ve been listening to for years and you finally understand the lyrics
i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me
he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily
teacher: you’re 5 minutes late